Does every tail have a happy ending?

This girl is always interested in trying BDSM activities that she either has not tried before or has not tried to a great extent. Originally she’d never really considered puppy play, preferring pony play, however that changed when she met Cutie (Downbitch) and so its sort of been a lingering curiosity since then.

Cutie does puppy play exceptionally well pretty much convincing everyone that she is most definitely a real puppy girl. She is in the role for the duration and is amazing at it. So whilst this girl hasn’t yet managed to get Grimly to make something similar to Cutie’s setup, this girl decided to invest in a few puppy play items herself to surprise Grimly with a pet.

BIG MISTAKE! HUGE! MASSIVE!

This girl has taken the picture next to her palm and her arm so you can get some idea of the scale of the first tail she bought. There was absolutely NO WAY this was ever going to fit!

Perhaps it was a mistake shopping at a gay website (whose service was spectacularly rubbish by the way) but perhaps this girl is also spectacularly bad at maths since she must have got something confused here! How she Β managed to get a ‘B’ in maths GCSE who knows!

However, when she opened the package that came in she was a bit annoyed with herself. It really only has any value as an ornament / assault weapon!

Anyhow this girl chose to buy another. Yes another, from a totally different supplier. The puppy version as opposed to the dog. She decided to risk getting it sent to Grimly’s since time was running out.

You maybe wont believe it but despite what the measurements looked to be on the website (a different site to the original one) it was nearly as big! The plug part being the size of a very large egg. Now butt plugs generally work best if there’s at least a little bit of tapering going on unless you’re a very stretched gay man! Bugger! (literally?? πŸ˜‰ )

Anyway her intention had been to sort of half dress up in the gear and then let Grimly add finishing touches. But when she saw the second tail she thought, hmm, unsure if this is going to work, so she ended up sharing with him her tail of woe and total failure to really understand the (for her) complex measurements needing to be understood in purchasing tools of mass analhilation.

Grimly being the technical genius came up with a solution.

Whilst this girl and Grimly were in Vancouver in 2009 , Steffy (rubber doll) had made a pony tail for her based on a design by JG Leathers. Now it had been hitherto unused since this girl had not been able to get it past her sphincter comfortably and so had never got round to posting the pony pictures she had wanted to with it in use. It’s nice to have so many technical geniuses for friends. Or is it???????

Grimly decided though it was worth trying again anyway. So since Steffy had provided a spare end insert Grimly could butcher the rubber tail this girl had bought and ended up with the following result….

The reason why the metal is shaped this way is so that the tail appears to come out from the tail bone as opposed to the bum.

Genius?

Did it work?

Wait and see……

oh yeah and stop laughing! πŸ˜‰

8 thoughts on “Does every tail have a happy ending?

  1. Just wanted to say i really love your writing! It’s such a pleasure reading your posts!
    Waiting for some puppy-pics! πŸ™‚

  2. I recently bought my pet her tail. I bought from a gay leaning site as well. I am very happy I chose a small for her. The small is sizable in itself. I do like what grimly did. Quite innovative.

  3. Absolutely love this post, your insights are a pleasure to read. I must say that plug does not look too extreme, and possibly you should just Grim and bare it?!?

  4. Thanks CrazyD hope you enjoy the next post as well πŸ™‚

    Techbondage, i think thats the problem its perhaps more popular as a gay fetish and men can generally take bigger plugs if they have trained themselves to do so – probably women can eventually but i wouldn’t ever want to be stretched so much that i could take the one in the first pic above!

    Jamie…perhaps i should wait and see πŸ˜‰

    thanks all for your comments πŸ™‚

  5. My eyes watered on seeing the size of that plug! Have to be honest and admit that to making the same mistake in the past πŸ™‚

  6. good Sue at least its not just me then πŸ™‚

    haha, well STEFFY made the plug technically Grimly just killed the evil tail and combined the two to make it work lol.

  7. I have to say, new puppy tail plug really looks good. Quite innovative solution.

    I also have to agree, that many gay sex toys companies totally forget about beginners and make some very interesting toys too big.

    Where have you bought that puppy tail? I was looking for one, but couldn’t find it.

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