This girl spent most of yesterday morning shopping for wellington boots for her Dad to wear to go to the Highland Games, which is expected to be really wet and muddy and horrible. Yep, this is Scotland! Shopping for wellies, as rubber goes, is totally NOT fun.
It’s actually quite difficult. Especially for mens ones. This girl had to try about three different places before any could be found. Most of the shops sell womens’ pink ones if any or childrens’. But eventually, mens’ green wellies were found. But, not in pairs. They were all over the place, and finding a left and a right that were his size was very difficult! This girl ended up handling the entire welly collection of 2 B&Qs before finding a pair that fitting him. Her hands stank of rubber, and yet for once it was so un-erotic.
This girl is not remotely turned on by wellington boots…
Yet…apparently some people are! There is actually a wellington boot club for members to record their unique welly tastes. Maybe not that unusual, given they represent most peoples’ first item of rubber clothing from a very young age. Splashing around in puddles as a child and all that.
Even so, this girl does not find them very erotic. At least…she didn’t….until she came across these farm girls who are raising money doing a calendar :-
hmm maybe it was a bad idea to remind Grimly he wants a milking machine 😉