And the award for stupidity goes to…

Grimly told this girl about Darwin Awards the other day – awards named in in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Here – one story that may make him cringe a little…given his current obsession :- (not his car – but similar)

(July 16, 2008, Italy) Ivece Plattner, 68, was queued at a traffic light in his Porsche Cayenne sportscar. Before one reaches the light, there is a railroad crossing. As you might imagine, given Murphy’s law, a train was coming.The man did not let the queue progress forward far enough before he crossed the railroad. The safety bars came down, leaving the Porsche trapped on the rails. It took the driver awhile to realize he was stuck, according to witnesses. Finally, he jumped from the car and started to run — toward the oncoming train, waving his arms in an attempt to save his car!

The attempt was successful. The car received less damage than its owner. He was pushed hard enough to land 30 meters away, and attempts to revive him were unsuccessful.

The moral of the story? Momentum always wins.

To the person who emailed this girl today requesting very specific private pictures to be sent….try and work out why you won’t get a reply or your requests answered!

This blog is about this girl’s BDSM not yours! Don’t bother asking for picture requests especially compromising ones, what gets posted is what this girl and Grimly want to post. End of!  You too win an award for being an idiot!

10 thoughts on “And the award for stupidity goes to…

  1. I have a perverse fascination with the Darwin Awards. I mean, we all do stupid things, but most of us have some kind of limit switch that keeps us from going too far. I often wonder about those people who don’t.

    And I’m jealous! Nobody ever asks me for specific, private pics 😦

  2. Did you notice that most of the Darwin awards go to Males? It’s my theory that there are more females in the world because enough men “thought it was a good idea at the time”
    My all time favorite was the guy looking for a gas leak INSIDE a large tank who needs more light and whips out his lighter.

    My last specific private pics request was forwarded to a humor magazine

  3. Tom , i agree i think at some point self-preservation beats stupidity. I can ask you for some special pictures if you want just to make you feel better, but the ideas that spring to mind are just wrong!

    Tim, do you think this perhaps means women are meant to rule the world? I hope not!

    TG xx

  4. Why would I cringe? ……That was a Darwin with a happy ending ……the Porsche was not damaged.

  5. but the ideas that spring to mind are just wrong!
    Coming from you, that’s pretty scary!

    the Porsche was not damaged.

  6. Hi Miss K,

    I fully agree with Darwin laws (except for humans if we just have a look around us..) but this is not the purpose on this comment 😉 I’m also a Porshe owner and would like to bring your attention that the picture you have posted is an “old” 944 and not the “last” Cayene ;-P

    Take care and my best regards to ypur Master,

    The Doc

  7. That was a great laugh – re: moronic Porsche owner… thank you for the chuckles!!!! 🙂

  8. i know that Doc! Grimly has an old white 944 that he has recently rennovated like this thats why the picture!

    & baby you’re welcome!
    🙂 x

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