Over the last few weeks with it being of course the festive period this girl’s parents have been a lot on her mind. Especially since she never got to see her Mum till the 3rd of January due to being ill :(
Parents do get in the way of kink a bit though. It sometimes feels as though the ‘secret life’ of work and normality is mainly there for their benefit – of course that’s not the truth at all this girl loves her secret life as much as her real one. Well not perhaps her job – though sometimes that is okay. She really wanted to see her parents over Christmas it just didn’t happen. However her Mum was up last week since it was her birthday though this girl’s Dad stayed home in England so she’s planning on going and seeing the whole family next week if it doesn’t snow.
It’s funny though. So far this girl’s family have only visited the house twice since it’s been *kinked* i.e since Grimly moved in. Most of the kink is in the attic which is lockable with a secret hatch. So far they have not asked what Grimly has put up there and have accepted that whilst he has renovated it there is just ‘junk from his old house’ and they have been happy at that. Of course it’s not junk! The only other kink in the house are the clothes which are in a lockable wardrobe and also the book collection which is on a secret shelf in Grimly’s office. Sometimes, and especially since Kenny finished the painting this girl and Grimly have some bits of erotic art hanging. That was all hidden. It’s actually surprising how quickly the house can be sanitized when required especially since this girl gets advance warning of any visit given the mileage difference.
Some kink suppliers have invented things especially for being covert. An example of this can be found over at Foxy Furniture. Though this girl has not had any dealings with this company, but some of their ideas are interesting :) Have any readers? Or with suppliers of other covert kink equipment?
It’s a natural worry and concern to think about how to hide kink and make it covert when its necessary to do so. This girl has had worries in the past where she thought she’d been outed so she does try to be as careful as she can at the same time as living as exhibitionistic kink life as she wants. It’s a difficult balance sometimes actually! For the most part hopefully it works!
So, there have been a few close calls or a few comments that have caused embarrassment so here a few of the edited highlights from over the years :-
Mum – ‘have you read that 50 shades of grey I asked your Dad to buy me it but he wouldn’t’
(no Dad would be more interested in 50 sheds of grey)
Dad – ‘why do you wear that dog collar round your neck are you trying to be like those goths?’
Dad ‘what are you views on punishment ?- i think offenders should be stripped naked and whipped at half time at the football and then arrested for indecent exposure’
hmmm…can’t see that catching on.
Grimly to Mum – ‘I spank her when she does things wrong after being warned’
Mum – ‘Oh you must get spanked a lot then. Do you like it? ‘
Well anyway these are all innocent little comments and cause only moderate discomfort.
Sometimes of course parents can embarrass their children too. Both sets of parents are now at the ages of Grimly and this girl feeling like the responsible adults rather than vice versa.
This girl found a vibrator in their bedroom once before she knew what they were. Grimly’s dad mentions regularly how long it is since he last had sex (a long time!) however at least they haven’t done anything like what happened to this poor guy! Unfortunate but bloody hilarious!
Grimly’s mum does know a little about kink but doesn’t ask anything.
The thing really is that parents don’t need know any more about their offsprings relationships than the offspring need to know about theirs.
Somethings are just wayyy too much information!