Having one’s cake and eating it

It was Grimly’s birthday this week and this girl was most definitely not organised. Obviously a dutiful and well prepared submissive would lovingly make him a cake from scratch but this girl got one for a quid out of the co-op. Grimly was most definately not impressed since there was no card and no present either!

Therefore he decided to entertain himself on his birthday in his own way by taking revenge on his poor neglectful girl at the same time! He first dressed her up in her leather corset, neck corset, arm mittens and ballet boots and modified her into being his coffee table by adapting a fucking stockade he had built previously.

Once she was locked into the table and encorporated into it there was absolutely no way she could escape. Since her ankles, waist and neck were all securely fixed with metal restraints which were screwed shut. Her fingers and hands rendered useless anyway with their mittens were clipped to the front of the stand. He adapted the waist belt with some acrylic rod to ensure the table was kept at a few inches above her body and attached her head harness with a screw to the front of the table also ensuring that everything was well balanced.

Of course he had no intention of making keeping the table balanced an easy job and lined up the fuck machine and set it pumping away at her cunt, whilst an electrode in her bum connected to a tilt switch on the table ensured that if she moved at all she would be zapped anally on the very highest setting of the pez box.

This girl tried to keep still as Grimly cut the cake whilst the fucking machine was working away at her body, unable to move herself away from its relentless enslaught.

It was very difficult to try and stay still and to avoid the shocks from the plug, but this girl was just as worried as spilling the coffee as well and tried her best  maintain an incredibly difficult balancing act.

Grimly of course had no intention of showing any mercy and relaxed on the sofa eating his cake and drinking his coffee.



So perhaps next year this girl will remember and buy him a proper cake complete with candles…no wait….bad idea…it would need a fire certificate! ;)

22 thoughts on “Having one’s cake and eating it

  1. What a super Birthday treat for you Grimly but did you complete a risk analysis etc. before proceeding….. and as for candles, well really!

    Seriously what fun and Happy Birthday. The sooner you are married the sooner you will be able to bring the girl fully under your control!

  2. Luckily, my Master has a good sense of humour , God knows he needs it ;)

    James and Lizzie, thanks, i think i’m controlled enough – he doesn’t – and, funnily enough he works in health and safety for a living!

  3. Sorry, are you looking for sympathy or something lol? Good for Grimly, I say!

    One things for certain, you wont forget his birthday next year! ;)

  4. That actually looks like a blast. Except the whole anal shock every time one moves!

    Way to go Grimly on that invention!!

  5. well thanks for all the sympathy guys !

    i DID send a birthday card to the other man i’m spending my honeymoon with later in the year…..whose birthday was also last week…

    i’m not THAT stupid!

  6. Health and Safety…they are the worst !! LOL

    Oh and think again when describing your ( Insex ) figure…looks good ( lovely, in fact ) enough for all of us out here !

    Still, you make a grand coffee table…saves a trip to Ikea ;-)

    Nice on Grimly…and I hope a little ‘zapping’ took place !

    KC

  7. Brilliant photos…. now i understand more about the cake stand project!

    Hmmm…. SG’s birthday next month… *worried look*

    t. x

  8. I’ll bet anything that you “accidentally” mess up for his next birthday as well. I’m absolutely certain he enjoyed punishing you far more than he ever would have enjoyed a proper birthday cake, and form the tone of your description, it sounds like you enjoyed the event as well. If only I could gret my wife to goof up on my birthday. Sigh.

  9. Ollie you’re confusing me for a masochist and attention seeker ;) lol

    unsure where you get such crazy ideas!

Share your thoughts

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s